"Tuners are for queers!"
"Who knows where we can get some mushrooms?"
"I'll dive in any dutch oven!"
"This shit writes itself."
"I really just want to walk up to Jay and bite him in the ass."
"Maybe you feel weird because you haven't slept in three days."
"Are there any bangable chicks in Memphis?"
"I know where he keeps his drugs in his car, we should just go break into it."
"Will you please just spit on me so I'll feel better?"